Andrew Cuomo Cheered As Swamp King While He Gives A Second Companion Piece Thank You

The Albany Swamp held their Rejoice Party this week and watched  new videos of the Swamp's vermin.

             The King Returns In Triumph


They watched the vermin, Charley Rangel, strut "his striped tie, his red pocket handkerchief bright and cheery enough to attract hummingbirds and on his finger, a glittering ring the size of a butter plate."   The Swamp roared with laughter, "ethics committees, ethics committees, so much better than a jail cage."

And the laughter continued as Andrew Cuomo said, "[I'm]hesitant to empower Eric Schneiderman to investigate public corruption at the attorney general’s office," and "would prefer a comprehensive change of the government through an ethics bill he hopes to pursue in the Legislature next year." And the swamp exploded, "An ethics probe, an ethics probe, just like the Rangel ethics probe."

Then Cuomo pulled out his CuomoTARP again and threw it over a stinking swamp pit saying,"I want to see what happens with the ethics reform with the Legislature, before I lift my CuomoTARP."    And the Swamp chorus roared: "Yeah, yeah, Andrew, Only after Godot returns, next year.

     The Swamp laughed as the new Attorney General, Scheiderman, crawled into the Swamp and threw a tantrum crying "that silver spoon feed brat, Andrew, has taken away my toys."

    Then Swamp King Andrew's, new Cleaning Up Albany Together video played where Andrew promises at 2:03 minutes to lift the CuomoTARP he's kept over NY corruption for the last four years.  When the video concluded, Andrew told the swamp, "Remember in 2008, when I promised in my 'CAP' (Cuomo's Amnesty Program) that 'Heads will role once the Amnesty Program ends,' well, I scored a  thousand percent (1000%), because after my last 4 years on the job, absolutely nothing happened."   And the Swamp chorus, "Lift the TARP; lift the TARP, Andrew,  but only after Godot returns next year.



     Then Andrew gave his Second Thank You (The Swamp Version of Cleaning Up Albany) Address to the faithful in the Swamp.

The text of his Second Thank You:

I'm King thanks to your money; your lies; your cheating; you did whatever to make me King.

My loyalty is to this swamp; regardless of what I say outside.

You know my record; the indictments not obtained; the cases settled without restitution or jail time.

You're my extended family. 

This Swamp has drainage in all 62 Counties where you knew I would protect you.

Ethics Boards and Commission Investigations weren't jail or restitution. 

My game, nothing happens until the legislature creates ethics probes;  then I blame them and wait another year for a Commission Investigation.

This Swamp has been around a long time and I'll keep it thriving.


Now, Laugh at an earlier swamp gathering; link with Ashley Dupre
Then, cry at a snare in the Swamp:  link

Andrew Cuomo Kisses And Makes Up With The Albany Swamp's Legislature Vermin, Reprobate Politicians, A Whore

        Do you have what it takes to be with Andrew Cuomo's friends under the CuomoTARP Tent located in the Albany Swamp?
               WATCH OUT!

                    Is it Andrew, or one of his friends?
  The friends list:
   Rep. Charles Rangel parties with Gov. Paterson, AG Andrew Cuomo at birthday bash

   A friend that Spitzer had to pay for, but is free for Cuomo, Ashley Dupre  (Is soliciting allowed under the CuomoTARP Tent?)


   Brooklyn Democratic boss Vito Lopez and his massive social-services empire faces two federal investigations into alleged improprieties.   But, Cuomo said  Lopez, "is my good friend;" "We do a lot of good work together." while seated across from Lopez during a gathering with Hasidic leaders in Williamsburg.    Lopez, who definitely needs Andrew's continued indulgence, is preparing to lead the chorus for "What a friend we have in Andrew" hymn on the left side of this blog.

   The Slime Covered Swamp Vermin in the NY Legislature who Cuomo promised to clean out are now Cuomo's friends.  Cuomo said, “I don’t believe there’s going to be a confrontation. The Legislature doesn’t want trouble. They want good news from a P.R. point of view. They need redemption. They need a friend. Eliot could have been their best friend. I think I can be their best friend.”

    David Paterson, as friend? or as obedient house boy who knows where his goose could be cooked and won't upset the Cuomo apple cart?

  Andrew Farkas, rehabilitated after, "Cuomo accused Farkas of paying millions in kickbacks to the owners of buildings that Insignia managed, and the company settled the case by paying a hefty fine. But the two apparently patched up their dispute: Cuomo later took a high-paying position with Insigna"


     Allen Isaac, who hopefully learned why Audrey says, "There's no free lunch."  Along with all the other reprobates, crooks, and others exposed in this blog.

    And on a high rock of honor ($18 million price), which he purchased, is Farkas, who profited from mortgage crisis here in NY and profited from his misdealings in United Arab Emirates.   "Thanks to Farkas, Cuomo’s current campaign war chest for governor is $18 million – big enough to eliminate primary competition before it starts. With a past already raising uncomfortable questions for Cuomo, Farkas is deeply embedded in controversial Middle East financial dealings, having created a “Fannie and Freddie for Dubai” in the United Arab Emirates. A quick wheeler-dealer, Farkas bailed out before the Emirate’s colossal credit crisis, and made a string of similarly well-timed deals with Dubai World in 2009, with whom he flipped marquee Manhattan properties."

     Although the stench under the CuomoTARP tent should be extreme from the combined Albany swamp vermin, reprobate politicians, crooks and Spitzer's doll, high powered fans are in operation.   Do you expect Andrew to become "Lord Potentate of the Swamp"?  Do you want to be Andrew's friend under the Cuomo TARP tent?  You need to pay up and/or enhance your infamy portfolio.

      Listen, the reprobates' chorus in the swamp is beginning,    (Complete Hymn is on left side of this blog)

What a friend we have in Andrew,
all our sins and crimes to bear!
What a relief to not worry with Andrew in the Attorney General chair!
O what peace we ought to forfeit,
O what pain and jail we ought bear,
but we are spared and protected with Andrew in the Attorney General chair.