Now on to Theatrical diversion, as Andrew Cuomo and The Albany Follies are remaking "Casablanca" and will highlight Andrew Cuomo's starring role as the modern Captain Renault
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
a croupier hands Renault a pile of money
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much.
"Governor Renault" Cuomo was earlier "Attorney-General Renault" Cuomo investigating Medicaid corruption and some how he missed: Evil
And in non-Medicaid fraud, "Attorney-General Renault" was shocked that in the district of Peter Rivera, a Bronx Democrat Assemblyman, "investigators were eyeing more than $200,000 in interest-free loans made from 'a state-funded community organization with strong ties to a veteran assemblyman."
"Governor Renault"is still shocked how could they could smear him with his pure heart and label his "New York as one of five states with the highest rate of Medicaid fraud." Of course, all this thieving and corruption will be eliminated when ethics education is mandated. "Governor Renault" knows those poor educational-deprived victims facing criminal charges hadn't the benefit of the ethics classes, he is proposing.
Meanwhile, "Governor Renault" will continued to be shocked when his Medicaid Redesign Team can't succeed in its goal to reduce Medicaid costs down (50%?) while maintaining and improving quality. "Governor Renault has heard that: 1."Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything." ~John Kenneth Galbraith
“At its current rate of growth, New York’s Medicaid program is unsustainable,” said Redesign Team Co-chairman Michael Dowling, president and CEO of the North Shore Long Island Jewish Health system." "Governor Renault" will be shocked when the Co-chairman has not recommended a 50% reduction in his Medicaid funding and didn't they hear that cutting the growth of spending is not cutting spending? "Governor Renault" has just thanked an aide for giving him a summary of how much was contributed to his campaign by members of his Medicaid Redesign Team.
Isn't Andrew handsome in his Renault uniform; doesn't he say his lines believably; hasn't he's tried harder than anyone else?
[Now, applaud] [please, applaud]