Cuomo Follies Seeks A Stooge For Economic Development Agency While Other Stooges Rumble

Stooge –n. 1. an entertainer who feeds lines to the main comedian and usually serves as the butt of his or her jokes.

2. any underling, assistant, or accomplice. 

Inside the Albany Follies Tent: 

    Andrew Cuomo has made creating jobs, a top priority, "but he's raising eyebrows over one he hasn't filled: boss of the state's economic development agency...'No one has turned us down,' Cuomo spokesman Josh Vlasto insisted."   Cuomo needs a stooge who'll lend his name and reputation to a agency supposedly luring businesses to, as described by Cuomo, the "most unfriendly to business State."    The joke will be on the stooge when Cuomo fires him and appoints a new stooge.

    Meanwhile, more trough feeders have been invited as stooges onto Cuomo's Medicaid Redesign Team.
Imagine the discussion, where each of the trough feeders is asked to cut his gluttony in half to counter NY's twice as high rate of Medicaid expenditures compared to other States.   Things degenerated, after a question proposed at the Medicaid Redesign Team was "Which one of you will be the first to agree to a 50% reduction to your consumption or even better end your consumption?"  

Hilarious Pandemonium ensued with random comments:

 I need every drop.

Them, over there are the real pigs.

You're fatter than me.

It's bloated pigs like you that harm us innocents.

Then, laughter and squealing oinks, as two got stuck trying to get out of the door at the same time.

    Meanwhile, the judges demand more money, not cuts. 

Where's Cuomo?