Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
a croupier hands Renault a pile of money
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: Oh, thank you very much.
The Andrew Cuomo Albany Follies includes several remakes of that same scene in Casablanca, starring the handsome Andrew Cuomo in uniform as a modern Captain Renault, "Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he heard of raises to some State Police top brass, first reported by WNYT
The Original Casablanca Script:
Captain Renault: Oh no, Emil, please. A bottle of your best champagne, and put it on my bill.
Emil: Very well, sir.
Victor Laszlo: Captain, please...
Captain Renault: Oh, please, monsieur. It is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear up the bill. It is very convenient.
And the Albany Follies knows how the game is played and "Governor Renault" Cuomo knows who pays the bills as, "Nearly half of the people on Cuomo's transition team and economic advisory council either are registered lobbyists themselves or work for organizations that lobby New York's state government."
Yawn, where's the vaudeville hook?