Things are so much better in NY. In North Korea, "Leader Kim Jong-il likely to use Workers' party assembly to signal he is choosing youngest son Kim Jong-un as successor." Here in New York, Mario's oldest son was anointed governor in waiting by Mario.
In North Korea, "an internal propaganda document praising Jong-un for his skill at organising a fireworks display and his expert handling of military vehicles. He is a genius of geniuses, the document said. He has been endowed by nature with special abilities. There is nobody on the planet who can defeat him in terms of faith, will and courage." And here in NY, The People's Enlightenment Daily, aka the NYT, has praise for our new governor in waiting and his flawless tenure in a real job as Attorney General and harsh criticism for the party spoilers.
Praise be to Mario for raising, preparing and giving us our next governor. And for our environmental image concerns, we wish for new colorful pictures of our governor in waiting in a "green" Mao suit. And, of course, a identical looking version for the Cuomo Babuska doll.
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